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"I've killed a lot of people. And you don't particularly stand out." "I don't even mind that you ripped out my throat but I'm so hurt my hot bod didn't leave any impression." "Don't worry darling, I'm sure that hot bod is now a delicious feast for some hungry worms." ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ In which happy homicidal maniac Kol Mikaelson killed a girl and instead of revenge her ghost just wants to fuck around. (rewrite, revamp, repost) will be posted on AO3 as well